I wish periods came in different colors
i feel like we all went from having extreme amounts of christmas spirit in november to not giving a single shit just a few days from christmas
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die
I DONT THINK YOU GET IT
IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW A SET AND TELL HER
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
im adopting everyone im tired of seeing people suffer bad experiences due to their shitty parents. i am your dad now
"there will be free food"
Guys, seriously. Signal boost. I needed this the other night, and a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who needed it. This is the best freaking thing ever.
I am so glad I found this. I hate calling hotlines. this is perfect, everyone must know.
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend calls me fat :(
Call him single
i am literally just a walking sack of bad jokes and gum that i swallowed 7 years ago
To all the people who had a good christmas: have an even happier new year!
To all the people who didn’t have a good christmas: It’s alright to be upset. Not everyone has a perfect family, or even a good one. If you ended up crying, it’s okay. Please, know that people here care about you and it won’t always be like this. One day, you will have a christmas where you are surrounded by people who respect you and care about you, I promise.